I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
All the doctor said was why
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Randomize
