North Korea, Best Korea!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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