...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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