she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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