she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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