I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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