Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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