it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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