i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
im holly from the hills drunk
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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