i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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