He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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