Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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