Betty ford says i'm here all night
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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