that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Randomize
