is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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