Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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