Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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