what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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