Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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