He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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