I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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