There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Randomize
