I'm going to rape someone's good day.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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