How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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