he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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