you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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