i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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