i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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