Sponge bath it is.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
