with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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