Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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