I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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