my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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