wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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