remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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