I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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