Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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