David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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