He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
