There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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