do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
