dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I lost the right to judge tonight
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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