Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
