woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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