you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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