i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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