It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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