Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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