how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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