I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Randomize
